The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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