Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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