would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
