I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Also, beer. Big fan.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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