She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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