3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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