road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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