I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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