if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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