yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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