Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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