But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize