I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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