And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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