His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I want to make a zoo with you.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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