i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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