Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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