But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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