You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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