i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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