i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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