she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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