It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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