apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
