My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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