But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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