What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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