Its about making memories worth repressing
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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