i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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