Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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