oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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