Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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