All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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