We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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