You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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