I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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