just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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