Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm too high and old for this...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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