belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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