that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
third nipple confirmed
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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