So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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