the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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