There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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