i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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