Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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