Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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