You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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