The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Damn victory sex feels great
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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