we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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