dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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