I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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