Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
