I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i dont even know how to be here
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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