okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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