His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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