Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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