Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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