Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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