Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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